{"id":1209,"date":"2013-10-22T18:48:31","date_gmt":"2013-10-22T18:48:31","guid":{"rendered":"http:\/\/thebackpackingbear.com\/blog\/?p=1209"},"modified":"2015-02-08T15:01:14","modified_gmt":"2015-02-08T15:01:14","slug":"joe-louis-drinks-while-river-tubing-in-laos","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"https:\/\/www.backpackingbear.com\/blog\/joe-louis-drinks-while-river-tubing-in-laos\/","title":{"rendered":"Joe Louis drinks while river tubing"},"content":{"rendered":"<p>&nbsp;<\/p>\n<p>&#8220;Bart you look tired&#8221;<\/p>\n<p>We were at Gary&#8217;s Irish Pub, gulping down beers while listening to surprisingly good pop song covers. No one had seen Bart all day.<\/p>\n<p>&#8220;Of course I&#8217;m tired! I got back late last night and I&#8217;m still hungover.&#8221;<\/p>\n<p>&#8220;What happened to you last night? After the last bar on the river I don&#8217;t think anyone saw you.&#8221;<\/p>\n<p>&#8220;It was a disaster. I lost my tube. Or someone took it. Either way I was tubeless. It was really dark and I didn&#8217;t have my headlamp. I was pretty drunk. Still am haha. So I started walking in the woods but I didn&#8217;t know where I was going. Fortunately, I ended up in some village upstream and managed to find a taxi. Took it all the way back to town. And here I am, fresh and spirited.&#8221;<\/p>\n<p>We raised our glasses and took a swig. Han, a young friendly German with a big grin at the table next to us came over.<\/p>\n<p>&#8220;Hey you guys. We are organizing big group for the river tomorrow. You should all come. We meet here in the morning. You will be here?&#8221;<\/p>\n<p>We all look at each other. Bart circles his hand in the air and says in a tired voice, &#8220;Yeah I&#8217;m in. Let&#8217;s go again.&#8221;<\/p>\n<p><strong><em>Vang Vien, Laos<\/em><\/strong><\/p>\n<p>&nbsp;<\/p>\n<p><strong>Fun in numbers<br \/>\n<\/strong>Floating down a river by yourself sounds lonely. Drinking by yourself sounds alcoholic. Doing either or both with people sounds awesome. There are always people going tubing. If you&#8217;re by yourself, just join up!<\/p>\n<p><strong>Wear sunscreen<br \/>\n<\/strong>You&#8217;ll probably be out in the sun all day. You&#8217;ll be having fun. Listen to mom&#8217;s advice and put on sunscreen before leaving or you&#8217;ll have an even more painful hangover.<\/p>\n<p><strong>Time is not of the essence<br \/>\n<\/strong>Don&#8217;t rush! You have all day. The earliest groups start grabbing tubes at around 11. You&#8217;ll want to finish up before dark to avoid the late fee. That&#8217;s plenty of time. You will knock back shots faster than you realize until you eventually look at your wrist and see double digit bracelets. Enjoy the time, slowly.<\/p>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"<p>&nbsp; &#8220;Bart you look tired&#8221; We were at Gary&#8217;s Irish Pub, gulping down beers while listening to surprisingly good pop song covers. 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